Tag: quotes
group name: entertainmentfun
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November 17, 2008 06:17 PM EST --
I collect quotes, and have decided to post a series of them each week. All will be categorized by theme or author. You may not agree with every single quote listed; the intent is simply for your enjoyment, . . .
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April 27, 2007 06:46 AM EDT --
Another cool one from my brother in law. Give this a try...you'll be surprised.
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may . . .
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May 17, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
if you had but one saying that illustrates your philosophy of life, what would it be?
To start you , I'll tell you mine:
" Your Attitude Determines Your Altitude!!!"
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January 03, 2008 10:44 AM EST --
My one, single New Year's Resolution is to find ways to de-stress. I've started taking care of my body better, eating right and being more active. I've started waking up earlier . . .
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April 28, 2007 02:55 AM EDT --
ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
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May 17, 2007 08:50 AM EDT --
If you're going through hell, keep going. -
Winston Churchill
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -
George Bernard Shaw
Our lives begin to end . . .
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April 28, 2007 02:42 AM EDT --
Q: How do you upgrade a Yugo car?
A: Put in an engine.
A. "TRADE IT FOR A TRABBIE" (the late great . . .
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October 02, 2008 10:23 PM EDT --
Sales
If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
-George Carlin, Brain Droppings
Sarcasm
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A . . .
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October 03, 2008 10:21 PM EDT --
Unemployment
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
-Slappy White
Virtue
There are no monks in my band
There are no saints in . . .
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April 27, 2007 07:52 AM EDT --
Airline Dictionary
The airline industry, like any other, has a specialized dictionary. These are words and phrases that are used commonly by airline employees for which the meanings may not be obvious . . .
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April 27, 2007 07:54 AM EDT --
Signs You Chose a No Frills Airline
They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect . . .
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April 27, 2007 07:59 AM EDT --
Aviation 101
Here are a few of the lessons you'll learn when taking Aviation 101:
It's best to keep the pointed end going forward as much as possible.
Takeoff's are optional. Landings are . . .
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April 27, 2007 08:02 AM EDT --
The Flight Instructor
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer . . .
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April 28, 2007 02:38 AM EDT --
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
9. Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
8. You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 . . .
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September 25, 2008 09:23 PM EDT --
Genetics
Genetics rolls strange dice on the green baize of life.
- Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett
God
How can I believe in God when just last week I go my tongue caught in the roller . . .
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October 04, 2008 03:28 PM EDT --
Here's the end of what I've got up to now. It took me forever to find a decent quote about anything starting with Y. I'm having trouble coming up with a good written way to represent . . .
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October 28, 2007 05:41 PM EDT --
When the recent film version of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" came out, our entire family enjoyed it. But we were left wondering, what's with the towel? Why do . . .
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May 04, 2008 08:30 PM EDT --
A few years ago I was searching for a Mother's Day gift that would be one of a kind, something no one else would think of to give my mom. I was feeling pretty frustrated until I . . .
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September 30, 2008 01:32 AM EDT --
Pain
They cannot hurt you unless you let them.
-Everclear, "One Hit Wonder"
Peace
My name is peace
This is my hour
Can I get
Just a little bit of power?
-Red Hot Chili . . .
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October 02, 2008 01:55 PM EDT --
Race
Red, Black, or White
This is my fight.
-Red Hot Chili Peppers, "The Power of Equality"
Reality
This is indeed a disturbing universe.
-Maggie Simpson, The Simpsons voiced . . .
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