Tag: joke
group name: entertainmentfun
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October 28, 2007 09:00 PM EDT --
This came in my email today and I thought I would share:
At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends . . .
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September 17, 2007 11:03 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
Don't You Hate it When...
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
The elevator stops . . .
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July 21, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After
the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm . . .
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July 21, 2007 09:45 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . .
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March 06, 2008 03:37 PM EST --
Disclaimer: This is a joke.
For those who have suffered the effects of boredom there is help available. That help comes in the form of a website called Gather. It is a social networking site where . . .
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July 21, 2007 09:48 AM EDT --
Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away??
Boyfriend: Were you away??
Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you!
Girlfriend: How soon??
Boyfriend: May I hold your hand??
Girlfriend: No thanks, . . .
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September 16, 2007 10:21 PM EDT --
I got this in my email and thought I'd pass it along!
You Might Be A Hippie If ...
Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system.
You've ever put a flower is someone's hair. . . .
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March 14, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
THOSE Born 1920-1979
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or . . .
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July 20, 2007 10:05 AM EDT --
The Female Rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all . . .
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July 21, 2007 09:54 AM EDT --
" Laughter is an instant vacation"
--Merlin Berke
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday . . .
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August 07, 2007 05:25 PM EDT --
I thought these were pretty good when I read them in my email.
My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act.He was escorting the suspect to the office . . .
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November 21, 2008 10:47 AM EST --
Hymn #690
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> This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't
> appreciate it.
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> A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
> emphasis he said, 'If I . . .
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May 25, 2008 04:45 PM EDT --
Got this in my email today and I thought I would share:
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands. . . .
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June 05, 2007 09:46 AM EDT --
I think a lot of people have read these rules and try to go by them. I received this in my email.
Rule No. 1: When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, . . .
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June 05, 2007 05:46 PM EDT --
This one gave me a good laugh and hopefully other will like it. It came in my email.
A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. . . .
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June 06, 2007 07:14 AM EDT --
This would be a hard task to preform. I received this in an email.
It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NASA; they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime.
As they were . . .
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August 12, 2007 11:08 PM EDT --
One of these is an oldie, but I think is good enough to repeat. These came in my email.
I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved. . . .
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August 17, 2007 04:40 PM EDT --
A little humor makes the day go better for me and I hope others. I received these in my email.
A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 ("knowing my own . . .
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August 21, 2007 08:51 AM EDT --
I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.
Even More "Actual" Headlines
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Woman Improving After . . .
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August 22, 2007 01:12 PM EDT --
These seemed like they would get a laugh or two when I read them in my email.
Two elderly ladies were rocking on the porch enjoying conversation."What do you consider to be your worst vice?" . . .
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