Tag: humor
group name: entertainmentfun
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October 28, 2007 09:00 PM EDT --
This came in my email today and I thought I would share:
At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends . . .
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October 13, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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January 03, 2008 12:13 PM EST --
I just found this in a random web search and thought they were funny!
1 ...A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to . . .
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July 21, 2007 10:11 AM EDT --
Free Haircut
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After
the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm . . .
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May 18, 2007 09:35 AM EDT --
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out . . .
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May 04, 2007 08:57 AM EDT --
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May 17, 2007 09:00 AM EDT --
Reasons to Date a Microbiologist
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We do everything 10x 40x 100x bigger and better
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Size doesn't matter
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We know the meaning of complement
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We always wear protection and use . . .
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September 17, 2007 11:03 AM EDT --
Another email funny to share:
Don't You Hate it When...
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
The elevator stops . . .
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June 05, 2007 09:58 AM EDT --
Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the "US "
21. Tries to use credit cards in a roadside hotel.
20 . Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health . . .
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June 05, 2007 10:04 AM EDT --
Zoology Test
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor . . .
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February 24, 2008 06:31 PM EST --
I am, at heart, a scam artist. All my friends will tell you so. I'm always thinking of great ways to cheat the system, but typically my underlying value system keeps me from following through. I typically . . .
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October 16, 2007 04:21 AM EDT --
Ques. 1 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ?
Scroll Down for answer
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October 15, 2007 05:53 AM EDT --
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May 01, 2007 06:54 AM EDT --
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Something
Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin
Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say
School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk . . .
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May 01, 2007 07:02 AM EDT --
Once upon a time, there was an old miner who was traveling
through the desert with his trusty mule of many years. All of
a sudden the mule fell over dead. The old man buried his
old friend and put up a . . .
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May 01, 2007 07:06 AM EDT --
One day Mr. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at
his church. "Reverend," he said, "I have a problem; my wife
keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. . . .
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July 20, 2007 10:05 AM EDT --
The Female Rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all . . .
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September 16, 2007 10:21 PM EDT --
I got this in my email and thought I'd pass it along!
You Might Be A Hippie If ...
Your hair contains a fully functional eco-system.
You've ever put a flower is someone's hair. . . .
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July 21, 2007 09:54 AM EDT --
" Laughter is an instant vacation"
--Merlin Berke
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday . . .
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October 07, 2007 06:57 AM EDT --
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's . . .
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