Tag: entertainment
group name: entertainmentfun
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October 25, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
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October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . .
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May 05, 2008 11:21 AM EDT --
So what's your life story? This American Life, a 15-year-old radio program turned Showtime original series, looks at the stories of people all across the country. The stories are dramatic, emotional, . . .
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October 07, 2007 06:10 AM EDT --
These are Boys ads taken from a matrimony site.
These are actual ads. Grammar and spell errors have
no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!
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October 25, 2007 07:24 AM EDT --
Last night, my friends and i went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck . . .
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October 25, 2007 07:50 AM EDT --
Some rules cannot be followed
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day
and told him to come into her office.
" What is your name?" was the . . .
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October 25, 2007 08:02 AM EDT --
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular . . .
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October 08, 2007 07:37 AM EDT --
Long times ago, in Egypt live a famous mystical person name Zun-Nun. A young man came to visited him and asked "Teacher, I do not understand why people like you dress in such a way and very simple, . . .
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October 13, 2007 07:30 AM EDT --
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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October 04, 2007 05:55 AM EDT --
PC PRAYER
Dear Lord:
Every single evening
As I'm laying here in bed
This tiny little prayer
Keeps running through my head
God bless my Mom and Dad
And bless my sister
And look out for my brother . . .
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October 07, 2007 07:08 AM EDT --
One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies.
The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy . . .
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October 07, 2007 07:56 AM EDT --
Little girl and her father were crossing
a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he
asked his little daughter,
"Sweeth eart, please hold my hand so that
you don't fall into the river." . . .
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October 25, 2007 07:16 AM EDT --
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly asked him, "how much do u earn?" The young man was quite . . .
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October 20, 2007 06:02 AM EDT --
The Italian Job
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good . . .
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May 04, 2007 08:57 AM EDT --
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October 04, 2007 08:51 AM EDT --
Roses for you
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October 04, 2007 06:03 AM EDT --
Don't Let Go of Hope
Hope gives you the strength to keep going
when you feel like giving up.
Don't ever quit believing in yourself.
As long as you believe you can, . . .
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October 16, 2007 04:44 AM EDT --
Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.
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October 16, 2007 05:18 AM EDT --
One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of
Seriousb ack pain. The doctor examines him and asks him "OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient . . .
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October 25, 2007 07:15 AM EDT --
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance . . .
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