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July 21, 2007 10:11 AM EDT -- Free Haircut A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm . . . more
May 18, 2007 09:35 AM EDT -- A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out . . . more
July 21, 2007 09:45 AM EDT -- *Break Into the House* A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
May 18, 2007 09:29 AM EDT -- What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer more
June 05, 2007 09:58 AM EDT -- Top 21 things an Indian does after returning to India from the "US " 21. Tries to use credit cards in a roadside hotel. 20 . Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of being health . . . more
May 17, 2007 09:00 AM EDT -- Reasons to Date a Microbiologist - We do everything 10x 40x 100x bigger and better - Size doesn't matter - We know the meaning of complement - We always wear protection and use . . . more
July 21, 2007 09:48 AM EDT -- Girlfriend: Did you miss me while I was away?? Boyfriend: Were you away?? Boyfriend: I love you and I could die for you! Girlfriend: How soon?? Boyfriend: May I hold your hand?? Girlfriend: No thanks, . . . more
June 05, 2007 10:04 AM EDT -- Zoology Test A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology. So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.The professor . . . more
Several good clean jokes
by William M.
views: 50 | rating: 9.6 | comments: 39
August 07, 2007 05:25 PM EDT -- I thought these were pretty good when I read them in my email.      My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act.He was escorting the suspect to the office . . . more
May 18, 2007 09:33 AM EDT -- What's brown and sticky? A stick. more
July 21, 2007 09:54 AM EDT -- " Laughter is an instant vacation" --Merlin Berke ************ *** Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday . . . more
October 07, 2007 06:57 AM EDT -- People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes People who do less work... make less mistakes People who do no work... make no mistakes People who make no mistakes... gets promoted That's . . . more
October 07, 2007 07:00 AM EDT -- Fact: 1 You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. FACT: 2 After reading the first fact, all fools try it. FACT: 3   Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa! FACT:4 Now u r laughing . . . more
October 07, 2007 07:03 AM EDT -- Facts under lined Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. ********* To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. ********* The road to success??.. Is always under construction . . . more
humorous Parking Rules
by William M.
views: 24 | rating: 10 | comments: 16
June 05, 2007 09:46 AM EDT -- I think a lot of people have read these rules and try to go by them. I received this in my email.   Rule No. 1: When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, . . . more
Humor.. Need a Push
by William M.
views: 22 | rating: 9.9 | comments: 25
June 05, 2007 05:46 PM EDT --   This one gave me a good laugh and hopefully other will like it. It came in my email.       A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. . . . more
humor.. Intelligent Life
by William M.
views: 18 | rating: 10 | comments: 19
June 06, 2007 07:14 AM EDT -- This would be a hard task to preform. I received this in an email.   It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NASA; they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime. As they were . . . more
August 12, 2007 11:08 PM EDT -- One of these is an oldie, but I think is good enough to repeat. These came in my email.       I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved. . . . more
August 17, 2007 04:40 PM EDT -- A little humor makes the day go better for me and I hope others. I received these in my email.       A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 ("knowing my own . . . more
Some humor for today
by William M.
views: 28 | rating: 10 | comments: 30
August 21, 2007 08:51 AM EDT --   I enjoyed these when I read them in my email.     Even More "Actual" Headlines Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Woman Improving After . . . more
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